How To Have Sex With An Aspirin Between Your Knees
Just in case you haven’t yet had time to work this out for yourself.
(Source: keepyourbsoutofmyuterus)

Just in case you haven’t yet had time to work this out for yourself.
(Source: keepyourbsoutofmyuterus)
Reblogging because my mom always told me that…. I don’t think this is what she had in mind :p
Even in jest, I can’t bring myself to tag this as “safer-sex.” It does have some nice positions though! :D
I guess it’s not that effective a contraceptive after all.
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I have done all of these at one point or another, and I, LK, endorse this. Sex for president. These are also all for...
This is perfect.